Mike: You know Stan, I feel sorry for you.
Stan: You don’t know me.
Mike: Oh, but I do. All too well. You’re the man. Captain of the basketball team. Dates the pretty girls. High school is your kingdom. But people, Stan’s a bully. Why? It’d be way to easy to say Stan preys on the weak simply because he’s a dick. Stan here, is much more complex than that. See according to leading psychiatrists, Stan’s a bully for one of three reasons: 1. Underneath all the male bravado there’s an insecure little girl banging on the closet door trying to get out. 2. Like a caveman, Stan’s brain is underdeveloped. Therefore Stan is unable to use self-control and so he acts out aggressively. And the 3rd reason, Stan has a small wiener.17 again! (;
I remember watching this at the movies for my birthday in 6th grade w/ everybody! Memories! <3